Zuhair blog number 8 !!!

8.21 PM Back from the bathroom at Italian rest stop:

"So check this out, I think they just opened, and I might have been the first one to take a shit in there. That was the cleanest toilet I have shat in on this whole trip. I just wanted to sit in there and enjoy it"

1PM Lyon
"Everytime I say something around you guys, I immediately regret it"

1.24PM Driving through Lyon
"I don't really know anything about geography"

Paris France:
" you know how I know I'm gonna be able to shit? When we were out there talking to those girls I tried to drop a fart, and a shit almost came out"

11PM Paris
Zuhair is asked for an autograph by french fan who looks at him in amazement and says "I was wondering...Is this Zuhair real?"
Zuhair signs his name "SHIT!"


11.53 Paris
Looking for food - really hundgry!
" I'll eat a pizza, I dont fucking care. I already took a shit"

1.30am at "Magic" in Paris:
Disappointed by "the show" Zuhair says:
" I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I might as well. I can give myself a show. I will lean over and watch it come out of my butt. I gotta get my 20 euros worth!

2am: Zuhair gets a well fitting slogan:
" DRINK FAST - SHiT SLOW"

After 2am : LOTS OF AMAZING QUOTES ->>> CENSORED BY ZUHAIR!!!

Zuhair blog number 8 !!!

8.21 PM Back from the bathroom at Italian rest stop:

"So check this out, I think they just opened, and I might have been the first one to take a shit in there. That was the cleanest toilet I have shat in on this whole trip. I just wanted to sit in there and enjoy it"

1PM Lyon
"Everytime I say something around you guys, I immediately regret it"

1.24PM Driving through Lyon
"I don't really know anything about geography"

Paris France:
" you know how I know I'm gonna be able to shit? When we were out there talking to those girls I tried to drop a fart, and a shit almost came out"

11PM Paris
Zuhair is asked for an autograph by french fan who looks at him in amazement and says "I was wondering...Is this Zuhair real?"
Zuhair signs his name "SHIT!"


11.53 Paris
Looking for food - really hundgry!
" I'll eat a pizza, I dont fucking care. I already took a shit"

1.30am at "Magic" in Paris:
Disappointed by "the show" Zuhair says:
" I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I might as well. I can give myself a show. I will lean over and watch it come out of my butt. I gotta get my 20 euros worth!

2am: Zuhair gets a well fitting slogan:
" DRINK FAST - SHiT SLOW"

After 2am : LOTS OF AMAZING QUOTES ->>> CENSORED BY ZUHAIR!!!

Partying in Glasgow

Zuhair Blog 6

Monday 2.38PM
Walking into a music store, Zuhair knows he needs something from there, but does not remember what it is...He finally settles on an ukulele. About 2 hours later he yells " Fuck, I didnt need a ukulele, I needed earplugs!"

2.53PM Driving through Berlin:
Starring at the car in front of us in amazement, Zuhair goes " That dudes tow hitch looks like a giant dildo"

3.02PM - Berlin:
"I never get piss boners...Maybe I should talk to my doctor"

3.30PM
GLISS does a live interview on MOTOR FM in Berlin, and the DJ brings up Zuhairs bathroom habbits, and translates it to german for the listeners!
Afterwards Zuhair says proudly " I never thought my shits would get me laid, but now Im kinda famous in Berlin"

3.52PM Berlin
" I haven't even taken a shit today and I have only farted once"

3.58PM Berlin
"So far all the shitters in Germany have been fantastic"

8PM Berlin - at the venue
" I still haven't shat today...Its pissing me off"

9PM To David and Martin:
" Both of you make me wanna vomit on a regular basis"

Zuhair BLOG 5

11.56 pm Driving somewere in Germany, with no time to stop, Marty goes " I had to piss in your juice bottle"..Zuhair just awoke from a nap on the back seat of the van and says "oh"...

1.19PM Germany
Upon realizing we are cutting it real close on the time frame, Zuhair says:
"I'm a little worried that at some point I'm gonna have to take a dump"

1.25PM Still driving through Germany
"The only reason I go tup early this morning was so I could go take a shit"

11.30PM Dinner with the promoters in Germany:
After calling Victoria an angel, he continues: " ou can write that in your blog, so I dont look like a complete dip shit", followed by " Oh man, Im gonna have to fucking stop getting drunk around you guys"

1am The Reeperbahn - Hamburg
Zuhair says with a serious look in his eyes:
" If we are going to a titty bar, Im gonna need my gloves"

2am The reeperbahn - Hamburg
CENSORSHIP HAS KICKED IN - SORRY FOLKS!

The Hair Bear PART 4

2.12pm Driving to Turin:
Zuhair recapturing his dislike of italian toilets "My biggest concern if I shit in those holes is, Im gonna shit straight into my pants"

3.52pm
Zuhair gets angry because someone is skatting on the radio " I hate when they do that, cos they are really just admitting to not being able to play the trumpet"

7.30PM At restaurant in Turin
Starring confused at the italian menu
"I have got a whole slew of questions"

7.45Pm Still at restaurant
"No more bruschetta for me"

8.30PM At restaurant
Zuhair declines Faris' offer of drinking 2 cups of oil for 350 euros!!

4.28am Driving to Switzerland
Zuhair breaks 2 hours of complete silence
" Do you really think Faris would have given me 350 euros to drink that oil?"

.............To be continued..........

The Hair bear in Europe PART 3

Thursday Florence, Italy:
5am : " Are we at a fucking coke party?"

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Friday, Ravenna, Italy:
7.30PM at venue: Discovering the dressing room has a toilet with toilet seat:
"Oh man, this is superb...I'm just gonna go look at it"



12am at Venue: To Victoria and David :" You guys are fucking assholes"

4am at hotel: " I gotta look at my toe"

4.15am at hotel: "Takes off shirt and says " look at how fucking buff I am . I am in Italy, please don't put cheese on my fucking pizza"

4.16 at hotel: Goes down to the reception area half naked to get internet code.

4.20am at hotel: I am just gonna say this real quick "Im gonna pass out real soon"

4.30am at hotel: Basically yells at Victoria: " There's a lack of fucking toilet seats in this god damn country. You can put that down, it's a fucking quote"

4.31am at hotel: Zuhair talking to himself in the bathroom
"The fuck what? Soap what? You don't wash your hands before you brush your teeth"

4.45 am at hotel: After reading today's Zuhair blog:
" These things come out of my fucking mouth, how is that even possible?"

4.46am : Zuhair turns on the tv and says : " I got the skag channel, it's in Italian"

4.47am at hotel: Changes channel and is watching Chuck barry play a Gibson 330, he then says knowingly:
"I may not know much about guitars, but that to me looks like a fucking SG"

5am: Rummages through the closet and says:
"hey , you guys dont mind if I jee jee jee jee jee"....